I went down to Fraser 45th Avenue as usual to enter into stores and come out without spending a cent. I finally came out of the dollar store (well, did buy something there) and sat on the bench at the bus stop. There was a guy sitting next to me. 2 minutes past, I heard a sort of a hissing (breathing) noise, along with the liquor smell. I looked at the guy, he was sitting still, staring at an invisible spot with 80% of his eyes closed. 5 minutes past, he asked me (in a loud voice), “ What time the bus?”.
“9 minutes”, I replied.
The conversation begins
“Where you from? Where? Which country?” (he was quite loud)
“India”
He nodded, more than three times
“Guess, which place I from?”
I shook my head and then hesitantly said.. “France ..?”
“Mexico. You know Mexico? Mexico, Mexico… (after a pause) I am 47 years, 47 years!!” (with a can you believe it? look).
I smiled and nodded, nodded once, twice, then more..I could tell he was quite drunk, and I was getting a little panicky inside.
He continued loudly. “India and Mexico Capricorn, Capricorn, you know Capricorn? Both Capricorn, Capricorn.. you know Capricorn?”
I was puzzled, and said no.
“India and Mexico good people, friends, Capricorns both, strong people (making a wrestler like gesture broadening his shoulders). Capricorn... I am a teacher, I am 47 years, 47 years!!...If you come to Mexico, people think you are Mexican, both Capricorn, you know Capricorn?”
At that point, I took out my smart phone to look it up. He asked me to look, India Mexico Capricorn. The first link I found was of Tropic of Cancer – which passes through both countries, which I misunderstood as the Tropic of Capricorn and said “ Oh .. this (showing him the screen)”. Without looking at it, he assumed I understood and happily said “Ya, Capricorn, both Capricorn”.
“I am engineer in Mexico, work there good, I am 47 years, 47 years!, Here I work, earn some money, good,” and somewhere in his chain of words, he said “Ha Fuck them you know” (he constantly nodded and made hand gestures which said – hmm ya life is like that, who gives a fuck). By this time I started to think that he was quite sad about the fact that he was 47 years old now.
He looked at me, wanting to ask what I did.
“I am a student”
“Oh ya student, good. When (as long as) parents support, good you study. Life good. If you come to Mexico, people think you are Mexican”
“Ya.. I look similar”
“Yes..Capricorn…. how do I look?”
“Indian but little bit different”
“Ya… little bit different, I know I have mustache.. (touched his face) and I am 47 years! You are very young, yes I know, I know, because when you 47 years, you just know” (he poked his forehead with his forefinger while he said this). I know. I am 47 years! .. I have a girlfriend in Mexico but I not want to call her.. she ask money. I don’t call.”
Pause.
Constantly nodding, I was desperate for the bus to come now, looking around for it and checking of somebody else is also listening to this loud man.
“I work here” (showing his dirty pants), look all dirty dirty. I work for this man. He is Aquarius. You know Aquarius. You don’t know Aquarius. Aquarius. I am Leo (gesturing his broad shoulders). He is Aquarius. Leo Aquarius good friends.”
At this point I was really puzzled with his Zodiac sign language, and decided to decode it properly.
He asked me “How long you in Canada”.
By now I was no longer worried for the bus to come. I did not know whether he meant How long “have you been” in Canada, or How long "will you be" in Canada, I replied for the latter. And while asking this, he suddenly started pointing towards my slippers, which made me jerk my legs, thinking there is some insect.
“4 years”
“Oh, 4 years, good. Sandals, your sandals. These sandals mean you stay long time.. I have been here 18 years! 18 years!. Showing his shoes. But thts ok, hmm ok, that’s ok.” (with "who gives a fuck" look)
I could not understand the logic, 18 years is very long, but he was not wearing sandals.
“I live in Downtown.. bus will come where? Here or there?”
“Here” I said
“When you come to Canada?”
“One month”
“Oh one month”
At that moment the bus came, and we boarded. I deliberately sat next to another man, giving him no space next to me.
After reaching home, I looked up the Capricorn stuff. Apparently certain colors are also associated with the Zodiac sun signs and the color for Capricorn is Brown!